Adventures in Daddyland: Diaper Surprise

Yesterday, I as I changed Luke’s clothes, I felt his diaper to see if it needed changing.  I peeked inside the back, then felt around the front to “measure” how much fluid it contained.  To my surprise, I felt something solid in the front.  Luke began to giggle, which became a full-blown laugh when I peeked inside his diaper a second time, only to realize that the mass in his diaper was a permanent member of his anatomy.